Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
tailgaiting my last final, a perfect sendoff.
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
My booty call got married. Come over before I start tagging all the places my dick has been in her wedding photos.
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as it turns out, there is no "i was in the pool" excuse for adderall-induced shrinkage.
1. They have gold fish races every wednesday. 2. They have a redbull vodka slushie. We need to visit this place.
1. My fish will beat your fish. 2. Were getting fucked up
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
She seriously pointed at the couch and asked me if she could "ride the talking giraffe". I'll never serve everclear again.
We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
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I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
I'm never going out with the ashleys again. it was whoreible. terrifyingly whoreible.
do you think there's enough of the fabric you gave me to make a crop top for a cat?
Welp, I'm allergic to codeine. Found that one out the hard way.
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
He's watching Always Sunny and eating refried beans straight from the can.
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