Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
I just figured I'd let u know that you bought a yacht on ebay last night
Just realized I have to keep sleeping with him... those scars from drunk sex on the 4th of July are still on my back and lord knows I'm not about to explain that to another guy.
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
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i just unblacked out cuddled in a pita pit booth with ten dollars rubberbanded to my hand.
Someone tried to flush pizza down the toilet. Well, at least tried to
I kept reassuring him that I was easy like Sunday morning, not easy like "I've had 6 shots of tequila and haven't had sex in three months"
This guy in a neck brace is ordering bottle service at the strip club. Not sure whether to applaud his commitment or scorn his addiction. It's a draw.
I specifically found a fat girl to lift me up on her shoulders.\n\nIt was glorious.
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I tried to lock you in the bathroom stall because you were too drunk. But you escaped from underneath, I gave up
Tonight, I'll be cleaning. And by cleaning, I mean drinking booze and spraying everything with Febreze.
Hey... Tell me if you remember differently, but nobody truly saw me naked, right?
Just read 119 best sex positions. I wanna try 107 of them. Can I put you down for 50?
I just masturbated while watching Say Yes to the Dress
This is what my life has come to
My pizza delivery guy was so hot I was like omg please let this be the beginning of a porno
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