we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
Let me just inform you of my purse contents right now. Three cum rags, a sock full of cum, xanax, and a fake moustache. This is my life.
Any night you end up on the couch next to the trash can with a bag of white wine on your head is a rough night.
She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
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How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
She tried to sit inside the drawer to my dresser and when it broke, she burst into tears calling herself fat. Too high to deal with this
you might as well be a hobo. you were covered in pee last night hanging out on the stairs drunk.
right. well we all have our lows.
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
the worst part was waking up this morning to his skrillex ringtone.....when was it ever okay for friends to let other friends go home WITH GUYS LIKE THAT!?
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You are a special snowflake. A special snowflake I wouldn't mind rough sex with
I'm sitting outside your room listening for sex noises eating pepperoni...slowly
If you need us, Zoe and I will be on my kitchen floor drinking Gatorade and crying
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
Well shit I mean if you get a bunch of cashed up drunk lesbians together in a casino, it's bound to go south at some point
I hate her so much I want to fuck her boyfriend.
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