How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
you made me watch la bamba, and then you yelled at me for disrespecting your mexican heritage.
May God have mercy on my new vibrator.
I remember her trying to talk to me a few times after we broke up and I'd always change the subject to bagels.
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Using what I learned in my global terrorism class last semester to sneak booze onto my cruise. thanks college.
I got him a footlong to apologize for trying to push him off a balcony...
what is it with giant penises always finding me
I have to keep checking she's breathing. This is why we don't drink on Sundays
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
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Masturbating on the clock at work is my specialty.
Let's get matching tattoos, something that resembles our friendship
A tequila worm?
I plan on blacking out and milking a cow
I've been with my family a total of 20 minutes and I'm ready to go on a bender. This is going to be a long weekend.
You call it sex. I call it penis conditioning.
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
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