I'm eating all of the evidence.
she danced around my room naked waving around the gold trojan magnum condoms singing "i have the golden ticket."
little did she know i was taping her the whole time.
I just got home. Seriously all I remember is taking out my contacts and putting your balls in my mouth.
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Teflon bitches. Nothing fucking sticks to this kid, not even a kid. Maury Povitched this shit outta that situation.
Just pulled a muscle trying to take a naked pic. I think it's time to start working out again.
Happy 420. I woke up to a girl smoking weed and dragging me out of bed. Chemistry makes so much sense high.
new district manager is here. you need to come in early
5th mimosa says otherwise
after we got done having sex, you rolled over and ask what your yelp review was. So yea I'm kinda mad.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I woke up with a captain's hat on my desk.
My mom just asked if I wanted a mimosa when I got out of the bath.
I think everything's gonna be okay.
How are you feeling today?
Like Satan handed me a grenade and ass sandwich.
New strategy for telling if someone is drunk: will they attempt to drink a candle if you put a straw in it?
why is half of my head shaved?
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
Randomize