if you google earth my address you can see me getting out of my car. finally my moment of being famous
Anytime you have a hot, flirty, married woman that wants to ride you like a horse and slap your ass, you've got to do it.
Yeah, but four times?
The fact that its 10am on a gameday and I have yet to shotgun is absurd
did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
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Another Sunday, another 100 chicken nuggets
So I found "Fat chicks in saran wrap" in my search history.
That's all you talk about when you are wasted.
I remember three things: you falling down an entire flight of stairs, me stripping out of your Christmas one-sie to do cartwheels in my underwear, and people standing above me saying, "where did that bump on her head come from?"
Also, I was told I kept the antlers on the entire time. I'm deeming last night a success.
she was trying to use her iTranslate app while we were having sex.
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
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He fucked me in his tour van, I feel like an official groupie.... Except I don't even listen to his band.
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
i always handshake my one night stand, im classy like that.
Drunk within and hour of coming home from work, merry christmas bitch
The best part of being a lesbian? If I'm late for work at a hookup's place I can use her make up and peace out. Well and all the sex of course.
Can u pick up some lemons on the way? I have Tequila and a sore throat..I need them for both
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