if she shaves her mustache, i'll let her give me head
whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
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We had a 30 min conversation last night about whether or not to bone that girl with a lisp to see if she moans with one...
I feel like we should actually go to church one of these days to thank god for saving us from herpes and babies.
I just saw a commercial for God of War and heard the nickname he gave my vagina.
when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
I need to have sex. It's becoming like a matter of public safety.
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Care to explain the single rose and the package of "Cowboy Moustaches" I found on the porch?
debating what would be more effort, turning on to my other side or trying to get myself off with my left hand. that kind of lazy day.
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
Do you ever wake up and realize playing beer pong with your parents wasnt a dream? Your mom really beat you
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