Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
Last-second stop at the drug store for lube and condoms. Clerk said "So uhmmm...that's a done deal, huh?"
High five!
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
New universal law, if a movie has a Rob Zombie song in it, its probably a bad movie.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
apparently i traded the tiffany necklace my mom bought me for 2 shots and next in line for beer pong at the frat.
This guy just came in and told me how he bought a clock for his cat so his cat can know when he's coming home...
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
I'm hiding behind a bush in mens clothing next to a ducks crossing sign. There are joggers. Please hurry.
OK, the bar's closing. Do I go to home to my wife or my girlfriend?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
The ultimate Father's Day bonding experience: Both getting bailed out of jail by mom for mooning some shithead cop.
feelin groggy baby? need a coffee? vitamins? a nice good fuck on the piano?
10 shots in she's sitting on the floor using the open dishwasher door as a plate to eat her "life giving" pizza.
I should've left when he told me that he only smoked crack by accident once
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
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