Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
My history with restaurant waiters is severely limiting our dinner options.
If someone cleans their bathroom and shaves their crotch for you you kinda have to admit the relationship to facebook
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
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Single person behavior: I wanted a cookie but was too lazy to make or go buy any, so I let cookie dough ice cream melt and ate all the chunks. Pantsless.
He just invited me over to bang on a sunday afternoon. If I can make it top the time I went to a strip club on fathers day then I'll consider it a success.
Eight drinks in. Subject is fondling chips before eating them. Intoxicated texting has expanded from best friend to random guy I met in FBLA.
I want you to get your positive energy all over me. I want to to look like something from Ghostbusters.
Last I saw, they went for a smoke and only one came back. He passed out outside. I'm glad he's only 120lbs. I left him on the rug still. My mom is gonna be pissed.
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I'm naked, I'm drunk, and I'm all up on social media right now
Well I mean I HAD done a pretty good job of not pooping myself through the years
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
You are talking to me during sexting hours. Be careful, innuendos are taken seriously
When campus security rolled up he stole their car and drove it like 100 feet. Then he walked up and gave back the keys because it was a hyundai.
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
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