I have no voice and feel like lukewarm beer.
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
When he took off his pants i accidently shouted "that is one small wiener," and thats when he left
you'd think someone with a dick that small would take what he could get
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
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its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
It is official. It's the year of doin married chicks. Similar to the year of virgins but without all the baggage.
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
Please. I don't care how shitty his fake life story was. As horny as I was I just wanted the prettiest man possible in case I accidentally got pregnant. He had blue eyes.
Need to spend sober time with him while fully clothed. I can't decide if he's a seriously amazing man or a complete fucking dickbag.
This is me not judging you for what a fine line you draw between the two.
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I have the most nasty and explicit wet dreams of my boss that I'm embarrassed to look him in the face. I'd be pregnant or promoted if he only knew
My pants zipper is stuck halfway down. I have to interview an intern later. This day is gonna be amazing,
I'll meet you in hell with unlimited boxes of wine though
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Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
I remember you banged her while I was dying on your couch, so good call
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