Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
New game: Step 1) Turn on ESPN. Step 2) Drink every time someone says "LeBron."
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
Almost just got kicked out of a bar because the locals spilled beer everywhere when we taught them to shotgun.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just FYI, I'm breaking up with my boyfriend tonight and you need to be on call to be my first rebound bang
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
Maybe I'll make your dreams come true and pee on you tomorrow.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
The length of my leg hair is a constant reminder of how long it's been since I even thought I had a chance of getting laid.
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
I had my first "Damn Kids/When I Was That Age" rant at work today. We need to drink this feeling out of me. NOW.
I'M SO HIGH I FORGOT HOW TO EAT A STRAWBERRY. A FUCKING STRAWBERRY.
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