if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
Margaritas are 250 calories. Now measuring all food in margaritas
You do realize that you're sleeping with a man who is part of a gay harem, right?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
She called to say she's single and blow job season is back.
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I wish to strangle
whoa there darth vader
If I remember correctly I tried to steal a mail truck last night
the quiet that you are hearing is a silent suggestion that you should go fuck yourself
I'll like his pictures on Instagram every once and a while so that when he sees my name he is reminded of the best blow job he's ever gotten.
If you ever "miss" working, I'm going to fist you with my hulk hands. BOTH of them.
Totes just ripped ass and the bartender's eyes got wet
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