Asian hipster sighting. About to tackle him and ask him to take me to chinatown
dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
I'm at Lowes and I'm constantly looking for things to vomit in, just in case
So I just used shazaam to figure out a pairs figure skating song. I don't think I could get any gayer.
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There's nothing like puking in the airport on the way TO Vegas. Something tells me i pregamed a little too hard.
So my girlfriend used a threesome to tell me she wanted to leave me for a girl... Not entirely sure how I should feel about that.
But he made me breakfast and understands the fuck sleep fuck sleep necessities
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
The blackout version of me left a ransom note to the sober self. Somebody needs to control that guy
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Post-sex nachos deserve a song.
My penis needs a shock collar
Well I may have gotten laid but I over drafted buying pizza so I think that negates everything
Woo is fucking right, dude. Vodka night tonight. Honestly, every night pretty much seeems like vodka night lately. My liver wants to move out of my body like I gave it an eviction notice.
well, unfortunately the rug burn lasted longer than the actual relationship
This is the Front Desk Lady from the Saturolite Inn. Your friend is passed out in the lobby. Please come help her.
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