No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
Puked in a plastic neiman Marcus bag while driving. My biggest accomplishment yet
Lets start the night off early. Those Coronas arent going to throw themselves up.
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I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
So help me Jesus we're never drinking together again. But weekends don't count. Amen.
When a chinchilla decides to sit on your face while you're getting head from its owner, you bond.
Def something wrong w taking plan b with your daughters juice box
Will the fact that I have 4 boob hickies add to or take away from tonight's outfit?
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You handed J your Mayan-pocalypse shopping list and told him he wasn't getting laid unless he brought everything on it. Where is he supposed to get a live goat?!
I feel like you're gonna be reading this at 6 AM in a ditch or under a bridge, but please remember...I offered to drive you home. And you said no.
The sad thing is that it's 6:45 and you're not far off.
So I just noticed that my last drunk google search before going to bed last night was "ghosts based on gays." I have no idea what that's supposed to mean
I'm sure there are thousands getting dick today in the name of independence
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
Randomize