Excuse me do you have gonnorhea?
It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
My phone broke again .... im not really sure how im going 2 explain the teeth marks to the ppl at the Verizon store
With a breakfast like weed and a fun size twix before a dentist appointment you can see exactly how I handle being an adult
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Omg how many tall cans is too many tall cans for 1 pm
After that song played in the club all he kept drunkenly saying was "Birdman goes brrrrrr"
Last night I dreamt that I sold my car and used the money to have wheels surgically implanted in my feet and legs so I became a human heely and I just rolled everywhere
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
who orders an old fashioned in 2014? even my Grandparents think you're an asshole.
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I'm glad our friendship can withstand laughing mid-blowjob during the diarrhea scene in Dumb & Dumber.
fuck off. It's 10am and I'm drink gin and ginger ale through a twizzler straw. My life is marvellous
I have 13 missed calls from when I slept outside on some rocks
sorry for pouring tequila vodka and whiskey down your throat and left you to sleep on a table
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
I should buy myself lingerie for Valentine’s Day instead of a present for you because I am the present
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