Just saw a midget shotgun a coors light
she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
Hey when I die alone will you come by often enough so that my cats don’t eat my face?
i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
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Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
let's get her a shirt that says "i went to key west for spring break and all i got was this illegitimate child."
Someone just got kicked out of the mall for being dressed like a giant cat. I feel like this is in your future.
I'm eating crumbled blue cheese out of Tubbaware. My life is nothing.
I have a bruise on dick where you tried to "high five" me.
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Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
How many band members does it take to become The Band Slut? I think I might be dangerously close
So is the trick to long distance communication to be drunk during phone conversations?
I went from swearing off of sex to planning a threesome. It's been a rollercoaster of a day.
We've been fucking like crazy ever since she quit her job..ive been running errands all day to stay out of the house and give my dick a day of rest
I hate my life now
Jack said he hasn't jerked off in like two weeks and he's like a smoldering volcano who wants to bury you like Pompeii with his man gravy
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