who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
i just borrowed 5 dollars from my eight year old sister. i'm at a new low
Just saw an ad for "Liver-aid" how has this not become a life changing drug for millions?
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I asked him how he was going to celebrate tomorrow and he said "tits, clits, and bong hits"
Just erased 'masturbate' from my mental To-Do list because I've got too much stuff to do. I hate adulthood
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
So can we talk about how we all three made out with the bike taxi driver in lieu of paying him. I'm not even mad, that's resourceful. You know what married girls would have had to do? They'd have had to pay.
I don't think it counts as a walk of shame when it's someone you've wanted for 4 years. That's mission accomplished.
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she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
Shots. Renamed a guy (he looked like a Scott to me), running, bloody Marys, walk to Safeway, donuts, ride home from someones husband, Nurse Jackie. FIN.
I should send him a pic of my crotch with the caption "thanks for the memories"
Dude just the look on his face when she sat down next to him, threw one leg over his, and just said "so..." was fucking amazing
No man we're leaving now. The party will probably be busted soon. O and a bitch started throwing knives around the place, like real actual knives.
I just got promised sex at a fire station tonight so basically all my porn star dreams are coming true.
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