They have to be talking about me. I never heard that statement until I was born.
I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
I've replaced the bottom of the food pyramid with alcohol.
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I tried ok? my penis just doesnt like her as much as my mother does
hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
every time I see Anne Hathaway all I can think is "my cousin fucked a guy who fucked her" and it makes me proud.... so I want to say thank you for being that cousin.
i had to cut you off after you shoved a bunch of bottle caps in your mouth and pretended you had braces.
I'm puking to John Mayor, save me. Or at least change it to somethong beyyt
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There's a fried egg and an empty bottle of reddiwhip in the parking lot. Did you have fun last night?
I'm having flashbacks from last night. Did I admit to pausing Whitney's funeral because I was watching porn? I believe I did.
Nothing better than going to Mass on Easter Sunday with "I love penis" henna tattooed across your back. Love your Indian culture.
And don't worry, I have a great track record of rallying after a casual midday blackout.
I hooked up with a sophomore, passed out at midnight, and apparently drunkenly peed on Nicole's wedding invitation
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
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