This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
Just did free shots of tequila at a walmart. Hello Mexico
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
Oh no it's bring yor chld to work day...I'm too drunk for this
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he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
woke up on the kitchen floor in the recovery position. at least drunk me remembered sober me's emt training
just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
Dude how did you get resin on my keyboard?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
I miss yesterday.Today's hangover makes yesterday's look like a little girl with blonde ringlets playing hopscotch in the street with a ginger kitten.
Truth be told it's significantly easier to get over someone when they file a police report on you
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
I woke up with what has to be a whole pack of smarties loose in my bra. Was that your fault?
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