We won't sleep together?
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
In the hospital waiting to be tested for the first uti of the school year....I'm BACK BTICHES.
I was fucking the girl and her best friend walked in on us. She said we looked thirsty, got us a glass of water, and poured it down both of our throats. It was like... sex bottle service
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How was your weekend?
The sex was so good. It hurts to exist.
Ill tap morse code on the ceiling when im ready for you to come down amd smoke
BUT YOU MUST FINISH YOUR QUEST
TO FIND THE HOLY GRAIL
AND GET DRUNK OFF YOUR ASS BY DRINKING OUT OF IT
I have three different pairs of earrings at three different houses including your 16 year old brothers nightstand. Look at my life. Look at my choices
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
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man my uterus needs to drop the egg or GTFO, BUUUSHIT
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
I'm not real sure what dinosaurs sound like, but dude, she made dinosaur noises.
I'm glad I didn't see Grandma stumbling drunk and peeing herself...it would be like seeing my future.
I just ate part of my sock, this has got to stop.
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
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