if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
Why is the word 'best' written on my chest?!!
dude, I feel like I need to get my gf's roommate a gift. something that says, sorry you walked in on me getting blown. suggestions?
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
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As an added bonus, you will have a "25 blowjobs a month" voucher, expiring thirty days after the first initial bj.
No no, there's drunk and then there's 'spooning with lawn gnomes' drunk.
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
That's like the cock version of a mortal kombat fatality.
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
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What! You have to go to class. Otherwise, you're wasting money that could have been spent on weed. Gotta get that shit in perspective.
We ended up on their roof with our pants around our ankles shotgunning beers at one point.
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
So the revenge porn my ex posted just resulted in a contract with a gay porn company. I'm going to make $8,000 this weekend. That would a breakup checkmate. Are you joining me in the legislative committee hearing tomorrow?
Welcome to my Tuesday when my lesbian ex girlfriend shows up unexpectedly and gets me drunk and then leaves
After round two, I told him he deserves an award. He bowed and did a princess wave WHILE his dick was still inside me.
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