I have funfetti in my underwear...will you come get me?
I've decided to film a documentary centered around how he manages to keep that beast caged in such tight pants
opening your purse in class to grab a pen only to find dollar bills and pink fuzzy handcuffs instead...that's a cool feeling
college "breaks" should be renamed "reminder why you left your hell hole of a life in the first place"
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
the theme of the baby shower is Nightmare On Prego Street
I received a letter in the mail from my ex equipped with a used condom,dirt, some hair, and a nude portrait of myself.
No...this little piggys going to the bar
Someone had Captain Morgan and orange juice at the same moment I lost my hangover and I just had to give it a try.
I'm just crazy horny about you
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
THERE IS NOT ENOUGH CAPSLOCK IN THE HISTORY OF THE WORLD TO EXPRESS MY CURRENT STATE OF WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED
Seriously, I woke you up with tacos, I think I deserve the best girlfriend ever award
Just a suggestion, don't apricot scrub your vagina.
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
National tequila day this year falls on a Monday. I've never been more disappointed in my life.
Just puked. First it was bright neon blue then it turned to bright lime green. How does that even happen? And wtf was I drinkin last night?
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