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You can tell a man will be prosperous by the power of his farts- A fart that can shake the room is a voice that can change the world.
Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
the guy i hooked up with is asleep on our couch. please dont fuck him.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm so high, I forgot to harvest my farmville crops....noooooooo.
Worst stoner tragedy.
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
Ran into my neighbor that's always crying. I wonder if she's like; "I ran into my neighbor who's always playing with her vibrator?"
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just did a line of coke with an Olympic bronze medallist. I guess we know why he only got bronze.
I still feel like a bad person. A shoulder to cry on became a dick to suck.
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
He was wearing a diaper to the party. I've never felt like such a creep in my life.
I don't know if I'm dying or this is just a mild inconvenience
It's official. My little brother has had more sex in my car than I have. I'm still tied with my little sister. I hate everybody.
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