Did I tell you he has dinosaur sheets?
What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
imagine playing with puppies while we're drunk.
Like... we could film it and put like, "do you believe in magic" as the backround song and it would be complete joy.
Why is there a shirtless guy in Walgreens and why is he probably looking for the same thing I am?
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Her face was so far in my boobs, I didn't think she'd make it out. She took it like a man. She's a real trooper.
Apparently having him hold an open book in front of me while i'm blowing him doesn't count as studying...
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
My unemployment came through so I'd like to thank the taxpayers of Utah in advance for my level of intoxication this weekend
Well, that now makes it the 4th girlfriend in a row to cheat on me. I don't even care anymore...I'll date a prostitute and not even worry.
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Would it be inappropriate to trade Christmas cookies for sex?
Hey, you remember years ago when you told me you would give me a kidney?
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
Did you just send me an ass picture with a quote from the lion king?
What are you gonna do about it?
If Boring and Monotone had a love child, it would be this guy.
hypothetically, what's the best method to remove an stray semen gob from a roommate's important school document?
Randomize