She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
fuck he's narrating my life in a british voice make him stop im way too fucking high for this
He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
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There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
He goes "hi, free today?" WHEN AM I EVER FREE ON A SATURDAY, I GOT HUNGOVER TO BE AND DRUNK TO GET.
Your mom won me $100 and you showed me your tits. Solid evening.
You sprinted into the side of a parked car
I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
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Is "I am going to murder you if you keep sending me requests that I cannot fulfill" unprofesh?
I ate so much cake that I can't even enjoy a blowjob
That's the most first world problem I've ever heard in my life.
Let’s try it, I’ve never had a bad time with sex, tacos and beer.
I apparently ooze single. The second I left his house after break up sex five of my old booty calls text me
I remember you banged her while I was dying on your couch, so good call
I ate cake in bed. Felt great
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