ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
what date should I let him know how fucked up I am?
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
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i'll just tell him I slept with them both because we needed to compare notes
I'm single as of 11 minutes ago. I was the chick who drunkenly tried to climb into bed with you 2 weeks ago. Wanna make this happen?
Overdraft my account again. Parents are starting to ask questions. What would go over better a gambling or drug addiction??
I've decided I want to blow you wearing a santa hat.
Aren't rabbit ears more seasonally appropriate?
I bruised my vagina when I was climbing out of the trash can.
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For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
dude, I felt like being high in a Santa hat and eating five boxes of cookies was right for today.
But, if I start dating you brother, I can't talk to you about the sex anymore!! Like... Can we talk about it anonymously?! I just won't use his name.
the police dropped me off. that's how my night went.
I found condoms in the back yard from you and your boyfriend. My house isnt a motel
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