I only kidnapped one of them. chill
The highlight of my Saturday night was singing along to the sound of music alone in my room.
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
I just threw up in my hands while sitting on the toilet
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When the officer tried to stop you, you just shouted your name in his face. repeatedly.
Do you relize what downtown will be like this week? Like open season. But instead of deer its hot baseball players from all over the country that we'll never have to see again. I swear the college world series is a gift from god.
you started looking at my couch laughing and saying to it "she thinks I'm talking to you" then proceeded to laugh and talk to the couch some more.
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
He pulled a condom out of his satchel and i questioned my entire life.
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I dreamt of sea otters and your boobs. My two favorite things.
Omg you can't vacuum salsa that's just ridiculous
We're at the liquor store. Then going to the hospital
I don't want my vagina anymore.
Basically I think I'm replacing men/sex with theme parks.
when the cops came she just started yelling at them "Fuck the police! freedom of speech bitches!"
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