he is so obsessed with the fact that he works at Apple
i know, its like he jerks off to steve jobs
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
Don't blame the cocaine for your eating disorder.
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
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i looked at my phone and realized all i had said to her the entire night was misspelled variations of "NOTHING IS THE SAME" over and over. she eventually stopped replying.
First night sober since New Years. I'm not sure what hurts more, the hangover or the credit dread when I find out what the tickets to Bali actually cost.
She said she didn't feel right fucking on her parents dining room table I grabbed the only thing around bubblewrap she blew me for creativity
I just fixed my mom's tv over the phone in 2.17 minutes while high. I'm a fucking professional.
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
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Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
So, I actually said the words "but face tattoos are sexy"
He fed me Girl Scout cookies while I was still tied up...what did I do right?
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I’m sorry my lady boner messed up your mojo!!
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