Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
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He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
i shit in a pringles can and hid it somewhere in your house....happy hunting
Wanna show up on a guy's doorstep and punch him in the balls for me? At least this one isn't a cop.
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Last night he ate BBQ Pringles out of my boobs...I feel like it was moderately productive
I just text my one night stand Happy Easter on her way home...now would be a good time for the lord to smite me.
I think my dove chocolate wrapper just told me to masturbate.
I just want to have sex that doesn't end like a B-rated horror movie.
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
The gyno waiting room is so strange because the pregnant woman next to me is making a PowerPoint of her pregnant photo shoot with her husband and I’m sitting here trying to figure out from Instagram who I had sex with on Sunday lol
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