too bad you live with your parents still
I just found out the guys at work had a bet as to who could sleep with me before i move away.
Who won?
All of them.
just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
You'll be happy to know that I did indeed fracture my rib in a sex related injury
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He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
Gave the kid in the wheelchair at the bus stop a beer and proceede to lift him on the bus. porch drinking brings out the best in everyone
Its not personal, its just business. I'm the Donald Trump of blowjobs.
He's just a really nice guy who stuck his tongue in the wrong place.
My contribution to the dinner party was a bottle of vodka and a bag of uncooked potatoes. I felt like a Russian serf.
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HE'S EATING THE CONFETTI. STOP HIM NOW.
Why did you send me 12 pictures in a row of your expressionless face at 2:30 am?
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
My heart says buy the granny panties, but my vagina says don't throw in the towel yet.
I also woke up in a bed soaked of pee and drunkenly lectured him on the dangers of chewing tobacco... weird night
His truck was very sexy. Unfortunately, shortly thereafter, I discovered that the whole overcompensating thing is very true...
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