i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
You up for the gym tonight after work?
I'm up for a light workout and a nice yog.
Fair enough, I'm gonna hit it hard today.
Chris Brown style, or less felonious?
Haha, all felonious.
She told me she was a cowboys fan... I told her it was a waste of a perfect set of tits
she's on the floor slapping my dogs face with slices of pizza
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Watching dad use Doritos to illustrate exactly where to locate the clitoris. How's your family christmas going?
2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
I need to figure out how to tell my doctor that I don't want to fix my possible fertility problems until AFTER I'm done whoring around in my 20s.
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
I'm gonna make a mold of your dick so I can make popsicles
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Completely smashed, masturbating to the view of the ocean. Family vacations are more tolerable than I thought
He told me my butthole was like "Narnia" and that it's a wonderful place he would like to visit.
I am making it a rule that only people I am comfortable around enough to not have to put a bra on are allowed for Sunday funday. I think that's a good rule for someone who started drinking alone at noon while everyone else here sipped their coffee.
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
Three cheers for handling my crush on my boss in an entirely reasonable manner, by having a threesome with my coworkers.
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