Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
Probably should plan this out. Step one: grow stache. Two: get trenchcoat. Three: Kidnap Selena Gomez.
I had better be fucking involved with step four.
Why does Thanksgiving make hot girls feel disgusting and fat girls feel horny? Its killing my prospects.
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
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i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
you called me in the middle of the night, wandering the streets, in search of "the ultimate burrito"
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
Why is there uncooked bacon under my bed?
You insisted on taking it to bed with you. You grabbed it out of the fridge while mumbling "If I leave this out, you fuckers are just going to ruin it."
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He came over in a blaze orange vest with a case of beer and a shotgun yelling about "Dove Season" then passed out in the lawn. There he lies
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
You know it was a good night when visa fraud prevention services are calling
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
I think I left my bra and my crocs in your room
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
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