clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
Is it sad that the only reason I haven't lapsed into depression is that I'm prettier than her?
Nah, we all need something.
My family is watching Intervention and taking notes. I need to leave NOW!
Shoot me. Guy hitting on me with a beaver on his head. Says it is his spirit animal.
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You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
I feel like this has turned into my work. But if I get paid sitting under a desk, that's perfectly fine with me.
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
i just stole a 8 pack of olde english 40s and 2 roles of duct tape. we are going to make edward proud tonight.
Eating a TV dinner and watching Goosebumps on Netflix, the sad, sad title of my autobiography.
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I don't know if dry shampoo will fix the decisions we made last night.
Thank you for helping a fellow gay friend today. You are sublime and deserve free tickets to the Ellen show
How is it that 364 days a year I'm the adult, but on Halloween you completely forget how to have fun and become my grandma?
Just got thrown out of the club for making condom water balloons. I'm not ashamed.
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
Rationing the toilet paper. Only one wipe allowed. I'm scared to move too much.
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