Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
genius idea. im gonna paint my penis green like the serpent of sex
dude i woke up in a pile of chocolate chips. this has to stop happening
You need to get here now. A drunk girl just stumbled into our apartment. shes laying on the floor by our door.
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why didn't you say something constructive like "stop chugging that vodka"?
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
Is it rude if I ask the current tenets of our future apartment if I can come and blackout for a night? I want stupendously drunk me to get a feel for the place so he's comfortable when we move in.
Thoughts of banging the girl who just opened my beer with her teeth?
Girl, he can't tell you not to take a bump just because you work tomorrow. You're on a wedding diet, remember?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
Want to run by the liquor store later? Tequila Youn should really be in attendance at Party Mountain. No one else could be our spirit animal.
Dude, if I don't end up wearing a banana suit in Milwaukee, I will consider that trip a complete failure.
You're a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a redhead
I called plan parenthood at 407 am... Guess I was thinking ahead
I blacked out after the piñata full of condoms
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