In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
she woke up with a sticky ear
This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
Blind date just said "Can't wait till I'm married so i can let myself go". There will be no second date.
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I just realized i masturbated to the home shopping network. I either need to get a boyfriend asap, or a subscription to a porn website, or i just need to stop taking ambien
you dont seem to understand my overwhelming need to watch space jam right now
He had a stripper pole in his bedroom. I didn't know whether to be impressed or creeped out.
I honestly wish you had parked the car in the terminal garage and fucked me in the backseat but I guess I should be more forward
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Waking up with a sore back because you put the team on it for jager pong all night
Last time i carry you out of a forest
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
He fucked me while wearing his night time breathing machine mask. Does this mean I joined the dark side and he is Darth Vader?
I made a separate snapchat account so I could swap nudes with a guy from omegle.
Why do all of your bad decisions sound like fucked up mad libs?
I just poured two shots of fireball into my Rapunzel mug I love finals.
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