He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
Despite fighting the urge to vomit throughout the whole thing, I think that interview went really well!
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
you know you're a senior when your friends are at the bar before you even get out of class
why the fuck would you go to class? it's karaoke wednesday.
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Well since its impossible for me to swallow a pill this big I'm making wine slushies out of them
How much did you drink?
Enough to be hungover and still think roller coasters were a good idea
If we can't get laid at a bar crawl, we should just quit life.
Who gives a hand job to a 19 yr old one night then the next lets a 31 year old random man fly a plane to town and pick u up and take u to dinner?
OMFG "ASS" JUST STARTED PLAYING ON MY PHONE VIA PANDORA AS IM IN THE CAR WITH A CONGRESSMAN FUCKKKK
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I made out with a guy who was dressed as Borat
And like a minute in, I was like oh fuck what am I doing
Did you run away?
I DANCED AWAY.
Simple revenge plan: break into his house and steal one shoe of every pair
You were a cyclone of alcohol and bad decisions - like a gay Tazmanian devil
I know. I'm a saint. Saint of sitting on faces.
Hey now one little girl thought it was cool I was covered in blood. Apparently according to her Mom she wants to be a surgeon when she grows up
dude can you explain to me why i woke up on your sisters floor with moutain dew and chips everywhere
i dont know im at your house.
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