I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
Paddidles count extra in the back of a cop car
defrosting a beer in the microwave. no sparks so far.
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
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Just considered the plausability of using my detachable showerhead as a beer bong. Has my life really devolved to this?
Memorial weekend is going to be amazeballs. Jungle juice, drunk guys, and my vagina being stimulated by the vibrations of a 4 wheeler. I mean there is no way that can go wrong.
You know whats not fun? Making yourself throw up on a sand dune at 4 in the morning.
So apparently using the emergency exit of the bar as a bathroom is frowned upon in this establishment...
U know this is gone far when im in the bathroom trying to take a pic of my asshole
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What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
I just set my messenger to Away so I could run downstairs to masturbate. Working from home is the BEST
So glad I can hide money in my wallet and drunk me is too stupid to find it. Hangover sushi ftw.
he's like crack. I can't be in the same room with him while drunk and not do him.
all I want for my birthday is booze and sex toys. don't bother calling if neither of those are included.
Guess how much it costs to flush your pants down the toilet?
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