just drove past a church sign that said "jesus got 'er done" ... welcome to the south
Our hot neighbor just came over and asked for a toilet plunger...not so hot anymore
The last thing I remember is you asking me how to grow french fries.
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
When sleeping with someone new: should you hide the magnum condoms, or let him know what he has to live up to?
Did you get drunk last night? You put Christian lyrics as your fb status again.
So hungover. Sitting in class about to puke during this ladys flute performance. Not sure why were having a flute concert in biology
Wine floats aren't as good of an idea as they seem
Dude that girl I hooked up with Tuesday is in lecture. I told her I was from the Dominican visiting my cousin and was leaving the next day. Hiding under my hood and hangover.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
Will u lay on an air mattress with me and drink vodka while we listen to Rick James?
Sitting on my couch watching TV in my underwear drinking a bottle of wine.... and you want to interrupt me to come pick you up. No I will not do it.
The cure for a hangover evidently is not walking around in a costume in the sun towards of park of screaming children
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