Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
Did you just see the Batmobile???
Why does Thanksgiving make hot girls feel disgusting and fat girls feel horny? Its killing my prospects.
Do you ever just KNOW it's gonna be a good day? I mean, like in a "just found a Vicodin in the bottom of your purse" kinda way?
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The cop only confirmed I'm .22% Irish. Then I threw up on him.
She bit a glass in half.
I'm gonna go out in a limb and say living out middle school fantasies is never a good idea
Dude how did you get resin on my keyboard?
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
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Just got walked in on while fucking in the lounge in the performing arts building. The janitors gave us five minutes to leave and applauded our exit
Was I at least a good cuddler? Like at least honorable mention?
He was chasing Ciroc shots with sips of Captain Morgan... he didn't make it to midnight
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
I can’t tell if I have feelings for him or if my vagina does.
Do you remember telling those ppl that they need to mate and give you the baby and in 15 years you will all reunite and it will be a party?
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