Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
you turned your livingroom into a bong?
Why is it that you only get to have sex when you haven't shaved your legs in six weeks and are wearing period stained granny panties?
the girls im babysitting are trying to see how much jello they can swallow without chewing...their future boyfriends are lucky
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It is official. It's the year of doin married chicks. Similar to the year of virgins but without all the baggage.
I just headbutted my cat because he was trying to eat my bacon.
His thanks his mom for not having an abortion at his wedding toast. I love frat weddings.
Got some good news and bad news about the hayride this weekend.
The good news is its still on, the bad news is we don't have any hay. The best news, if you drink enough you won't give a fuck that its just a trailer.
Oh btw I learned how to say "my penis is a flamethrower" in German. Tonights gonna be fun
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Sorry for all the texts. I got wasted and woke up at the foot of a staircase. From what I can gather, I fell down it.
When he texted me, I got a little wet. Until he asked me to get Jimmy Johns before I got to his house.
Brandon just showed up at my place with a florida state cheerleader he met in vegas durin spring break. His life is a fucking movie
As my straight cousin I need you to answer a question. Are the Astros a baseball team, and if so, are they good? This is flirting related and time-sensitive.
I don't want to just hook up with random dudes. I've had enough bad sex to know that it's not worth hooking up with strangers
It's not?
I bought him flowers and fake vampire fangs, cuz there's really not a greeting card that says "Sorry I got wasted last night and started a very sloppy bloodletting ritual.".
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