I bet when she looks at herself in the mirror she wishes brown paper bags were in fashion.
There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
what is it about summer that misdirects my moral compass so much?
Liz and I are now offficially highest. OH, and your girlfriend may be a vampire. Heads up. SPARKLESSSSS
Put my glitter back.
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I am actually insulted by the long string of ugly, fat girls he hooked up with after me.
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
I've never danced to a Michael Jackson song in a bar and left alone bro. Something in girls loves a guy who dances to mj
I had to watch them play Salty Cracker. I have never seen a grown man cry with a boner before
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
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I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
She unfriended me four minutes after we fucked. That must be some sort of record.
he called me ma'am when we were fucking last night...he's five years older than me. I think I'm in love.
Can you hurry up? Jamie just challenged my ex boyfriend to a duel and someone honest to God handed her a sword?
She didn't have her own?
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