I love family holidays its the only time when playing beer pong, and smoking hookah with my family isnt looked down upon
yea i guess its safe to say fire extinguishers are not synonymous with whip cream cans
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
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Well, McDonalds 'escorted' me out after I passed out mid-order
He ate me out in the forest at that park we used to hit my bong in highschool again, somehow this isn't what I pictured being 25 would be like
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
oh my god. picked the worst day ever to not wear underwear...
I'm just gonna stop you right there because there is, in fact, no such thing.
I made everyone scream the national anthem with me after playing true American last night. I'm pretty much their leader now.
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He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
Rumor has it that you want to bring me soup in exchange for a blow job.
Dude I used amphetamines responsibly today though. I snorted one in the am for work and then chewed one in the pm for other work. I'm an adult.
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
I didn't think you were that drunk until you were trying to rub your foot on my vag under the table at the thai place.
It's sunday night and I just went to the store to buy cookie dough and condoms, I'm so proud of myself.
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