careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
Bad news. I lost my teeth. Good news. I can still take a guy home sans teeth.
He just kept yelling "body massage machine go" at random intervals throughout the night
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An attempt at squeezing a tomato to make a bloody mary just says desperation all over it....
The kid that passed out is still in the bathtub filled with ice and the empties
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
Climbing through a window thats four feet off the ground isnt the easiest thing when youre high, trust me.
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We were dancing and she was clawing my stomach like a fat kid getting to a half broken pinata.
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
With a breakfast like weed and a fun size twix before a dentist appointment you can see exactly how I handle being an adult
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
Valentine's Day is now to be known as Tacos and Orgasms Day.
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
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