Me too!
I woke up this morning under my fitted sheet and my legs through the sleeves of my sweater.
My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
we've been at disney 20 seconds and she already got the cops called over
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I just found glitter on my vibrator... whatever we're doing has to stop
In my defense it was my birthday and I really wanted to do it.
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
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The difference between you and me last night was that I didn't remember getting into the cab and you didnt know we were in one.
Naked Twister starts at high noon
And then you asked me why my legs were so thick and started measuring them with a ruler
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
Ok, now help me add to my topless picture collection, i'm going to make myself a calendar
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
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