i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
there is a money trail leading from my bathroom to my living room.. the trail ends with a half eaten bag of chips with a note that says "magical chipz".. who am i?
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Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
WTF DUDE?
Stay calm. I'm sure there's a heterosexual explanation for this
I SHITYOUNOT DAN JUST PUNCHED A DEER IN THE FACE. MID LEAP.
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
Operation rebound complete... I fucked the bouncer
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Sorry I pissed in your closet and lied to your parents that it was probably a flood. He got up to go to the bathroom, expecting sex when he got back, I panicked
PS: bike ride of shame at 7am includes riding by kids waiting for the school bus #classy
I need your opinion, is it ACTUALLY sweet that a booty call offered to walk me home with an umbrella because it was raining, or is that just low standards?
After 8 hours of circus trick sex, his parents are both hugging me and kissing me on the cheek asking when I'm coming back over. Score?
her idea of a romantic time is a bottle of jager, some Guacamole and chips.
can't go wrong with guac.
I don’t know how to sext. What do you say? What do you don’t say?
Just start quoting WAP lyrics.
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