She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
Just saw a man being put through a dui test on the side of the road... it was noon and he was on a bicycle. God bless texas.
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
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Was waiting for the adderal to kick in then realized I had been brushing my teeth for eighteen minuites
I could write a book on how to barely get by in community college. I just took an online quiz on my phone, at the bar, 6 minutes before it was due.
It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
I think having a vagina should be considered a skill, give me a break.
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
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You just kept yelling and saying, "IM NOT GOING TO STOP YELLING UNTIL YOU TAKE THAT SHOT"
When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
I'm about to order this penis-casting kit so text me within 5 mins if you're not down
Tried to shave my legs but the rug burn on my knees from last night got in the way.
There's a Japanese guy here dressed as a Viking who just screamed "wats up cocksluts" and kicked a guy in the face. come get me out of here.
Do not buy a prego test at the Walgreens you frequent. It's awkward. Just trust me.
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