Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
He kept trying to order 'sex on the tennis courts' for a drink last night
I got groped on the dancefloor by both grooms. I love gay weddings
Get this. Chipped my front tooth taking a sip of a gay mans beer out of my cleavage. Fuck my fucking life. that'll be fun to explain to my dentist
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Well I blew a guy I barely know in full view of a homeless camp. That's pretty tame for me.
It was awkward at first he now knows I fucked his little brother, they were both there. then the tequila kicked in and everything was fine.
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
Good morning! Just thought I'd give you my yearly reminder that we lost our virginities 7 years ago, yesterday.
That's the best creepy text ever.
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
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My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
Long fucking story. But hey I got an orgasm and breakfast so I'm winning.
I realized it was late, and he was my brother in humanity and another incarnation of my own life force and consciousness, so I regained control of myself, thanked him for helping me, and went home.
And with one simple text you can separate the men from the boys...."it's that time of the month."
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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