That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
I wish I was a guy so I could jack myself off anytime I wanted to
he calls his bong barack obonga, commander in kief. i found where i belong.
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
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Babe, I need to be clear. I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANAL. Never. No anal. No "talking about it"
Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
I had a guy present me his prison release form this morning as id
My stomach literally has no contents left. Tequila cleanse=success.
This is just what we do. We meet guys, go back to their place, smoke all their weed & go home to compete in out own version of Cupcake Wars.
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Just had ice cream and a blow job come together in one glorious, defining moment.
Literally if she wants to make a big deal, I'd rather have shit smeared on my face.
Lesson: Never rollerskate with a 40 in your hand unless you have a destination.
Like 50% of me thinks it'll be weird, 25% of me is curious & 25% of me is horny
Drunk assassins creed leads to explaining to my father that "it was only a steak knife in the arm"
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
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