so Brent and I ordered you a drink then realized you don't live here. I drank it.
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
the only good thing about these hospital visits are the free pregnancy tests
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
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We left at the same time. You got home three hours after I did and said you got your head stuck in a fence. I can't believe you don't remember this.
Lots of alcohol last night skiing this morning = me throwing up off chairlift
yeah...that's gonna come up in court
Don't use or open the microwave. It's full of smoke. Buying a new one tomorrow, will explain.
Im going to be coked out with hello kitty fire arms. Valentines day can suck my dick
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
i woke up to you and that girl going out onto the balcony naked
oh sorry man.. we went outside because we DIDN'T want to wake you
Her instagram is literally selfies, cats, and guys she's fucked.
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
You know shit got weird when you watched another guy shove drugs up your wife's ass and it wasn't awkward for any of us....
HIS DICK IS SO AWESOME DUDE. 15/10 SURPRISE
I have to have boobs, you have the charm and wholesomeness that gets boyfriends... And i have boobs
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