Kareoke will never be a sober sport
I have the worst farts today, I'm walking by the cubicles of people I don't like and leaving them surprises. Brb.
after we finished he farted and said 'i've been holding that one in'
so she bought me lunch gave me a blowie then paid for the gas since I drove... I think there's a catch but I'm gonna run with it
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I'm pretty sure this all started when I found a vibrator in my mom's sock drawer and had my first orgasm when I was ten...
Why do my balls have what looks like rust on them?
I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
I feel like I just need to fuck him after all his effort. like a "hey man good try" like those kids who get last place and still get a trophy.
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I was cracked out naked on a toilet pretending I was posing for playboy.. Shit got weird, but apparently I had a good bday.
I'm going to write a horror movie. It's going to be called "Fat People on a Squeaky Bed" and it's going to feature me laying in bed last night listening to my overweight roommate and her fat boyfriend tossing and turning all night
Cleaned the whole house at 7:30 and after cleaning the bathroom I think I had cocaine on my sweatpants
Where the hell did you pick this girl up? She just licked my cat and stole our last poptart.
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
Danny put 5 hr energy in the jungle juice (that brilliant bastard) and I almost showed my penis to Alex. It was a rough night.
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